"So much mental traffic in the universe. 

                  Solitude is the only peace

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MAKE ME CHOOSEwarriorclarke asked sterek or winchester bros

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Carrie carrie carrie on the new episode of new girl they got an invitation to the two guys named Scott and Derek i-

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IMAGINE SCOTT AND DEREK MOVE IN NEXT DOOR and Zooey Deschanel’s character is convinced they are werewolves but Scott is just like hahaha what werewolves nope not us and Derek just makes a frownymcfrownyface and tells Scott later they have to move, the neighbors are onto them but Scott is like please we’ll just pretend the awkward noises from when we were interrogating that vampire was from sexytimes and Derek is just … now the neighbors think we’re bad at sex 

I DON’T KNOW MUCH ABOUT NEW GIRL BUT Derek is just so miffed by the idea that their new neighbors think they’re bad at sex - because really, those noises were not pretty, there was a lot of screeching and extremely arrhythmic thuds and at one particularly desperate point Derek screamed, “The power of Christ compels you!”, which is just something you never want to hear in bed, or just anywhere outside an Austin Powers movie - and also Scott and Derek are not actually dating BUT THAT IS BESIDE THE POINT. DEREK IS SO GOOD AT THE SEX, OKAY.

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Ladies, I am holding out my hand. Do you trust me?

I need you to open Google Maps. Locate your nearest mall. Get in your car. Drive to Yankee Candle.

Past the seasonal pumpkin display, near the back of the store, you will find a trash…

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be careful washing dishes in the dark

is this fall out boy lyrics


Oh. I thought it was like a pun towards “my songs know what you did in the dark”

just trying to warn people about the dangers of trying to clean their good china when they can’t see

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the most precious moment in the history of the universe.

congrats on making me laugh/cry.

your face when danny castellano likes colin firth

what did he even watch colin firth IN?

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a very intimidating middle class family is staring me down in panera bread because i put mac and cheese on my baguette

update: i told them that staring is rude and that i would eat anything on this baguette including their small child

you are everything i aspire to be

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